The 2008 proceedings are temporarily unavailable due to a glitch in space-time that resulted in the year 2007 being immediately followed by the year 2009. We sincerely appologize for this inconvenience; assure you that it had absolutely nothing to do with any illicit research conducted for, by, or on behalf of the Association for Computational Heresy; and would just like to note that we ourselves are inconvenienced by the phenomenon. Quit 'yer bellyaching!
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